Don’t get goosed

Jackson was visiting his grandparents with a newly acquired slingshot. He practiced all around the ranch, but could never hit what he wanted. Heading back to the house for lunch, Gigi’s pet goose honked at him. On impulse, Jackson took aim and let a rock fly. The rock connected and the goose dropped dead. Panicking, he hid the goose in the bushes. Jackson turned and saw his brother, realizing that Charlie had seen it all. After lunch, Gigi asked Charlie to take out the garbage. Charlie told Jackson to do it, whispering, “Remember the goose!” Jackson took out the garbage. Later Grandpa asked if anyone wanted to go to the store. Gigi said, “I’m sorry, but Charlie still needs to cle