Socialist Tissue

My nose was running like a faucet! I was in Europe and had come down with a cold like no other. Washcloth in hand, I went into a store to buy some tissue. But the only kind they carried was rough with tiny bumps all over it. So I went to another store and then another, but rough and bumpy was all there was. It was then I learned that this brand was the one and only brand permitted by the government to be sold. Welcome to socialism! I bought the rough and bumpy, and plenty of it, as I was flying